Posted by: purestjoy | June 8, 2007

Today I went to Starbucks and got one of THE most expensive drinks. Triple Venti White Chocolate Mocha.  And you wanna know the best part?  It was FREE.  God bless baristas who mess up and then give me coupons. 😉    

And now for the return of ….”STUPID THINGS I DO”

We find our hero at the early hour of 7:00 am.  Her alarm clock is going off.  Her alarm clock is on her cell phone. She picks up her cell phone to turn off. .. since our hero is BLIND without her glasses,  she has to hold the cell phone above her head so she can actually see it and see what time it is…she then turns it off … and then promptly drops the cell phone … ON HER LIP!!   Thus causing bleeding and swelling of the lip. 

Yes, folks.  I gave myself a fat lip this morning.  Doesn’t that make you feel better about yourself???    

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